1.
Never buy anything without a plan A and a
plan B to get it home.
2.
Everything has a price; you just have to
find it. This goes with number 1, Bari and I bought four beautiful
porcelain/pottery tea sets and had to find a way to get them home.
We decided we needed tape and a bigger plastic bag. I walked into
a store that had what we now think were personal rolls of tape
on the counter and asked how much, 10,000 dong. Bari walks into
a kid’s clothing shop and had the worker dump the contents of
a plastic shopping bag out and bought that, 10,000 dong…when
we got home, we noticed a rip in this bag. Good thing we already
bought tape! Also we may or may not have stolen
a box from Bari’s school to aid in our packing. America, you
are welcome for Vietnam’s latest impression of us.
3.
There are inconsiderate people in the world
and they like to travel too. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE
WORLD: The over head bins fit more small rolley carry on bags
if said bags are put on their side. Also, your coats go in the
bins last. AFTER everyone gets their bags up. Just because you
are on the plane first does not mean it is your private plane
cubby.
4.
Always pack enough of your own mints.
5.
Always wonder (safely of course) to the less touristy areas. Most
people do not live right on the main city streets.
6.
When traveling by taxi, take a business card
from your hotel.
7.
Always check the weather.
8.
There is no International standard of care.
9.
If you find yourself in need of a hospital
in Vietnam for more than tourist reasons, go to the French Hospital.
10.
Pack two extra outfits and lots of extra
socks.
11.
Vietnamese people really like their rice.
12.
Not everyone speaks English, and that’s
okay! You just have to learn some charades skills.
13.
19*C = 66.2*F
14.
Give yourself time to adjust to jetlag, you
probably aren’t immune.
15.
In Vietnam, showing your shoulders and wearing
sundresses is not common, at least not in the winter.
16.
In Vietnam, it is so hot and humid in the
south, you won’t care if they look at your pale shoulders funny.
17.
Yes, they really are short there.
18.
You will benefit from being nice to people.
Like getting to have extra carry ons and carry glass through security
in South Korea.
19.
And last, but not least, if they can manage
to have so little and work so hard and still be the second happiest
population in the world, you have no excuse.